Biology 12 – I may never see you again, so please please please (as Mr H would say) get them in by today.
Writing you up for not returning the textbook means no report card, no transcripts for university – and $91 which you could use towards a Venti non-fat soy super hot Caramel Machiatto with cinnamon sprinkles!!!
If you HAVE returned them, I wish you all the best in your future endeavors, HAPPY PROM EVERYONE!!!
And have a great life 😉